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    Analyse this dream, dares ya

    Ok a thread about me admittedly and sorry in advance but this is too weird.

    I dreamt last night that I was in the departures lounge at Luton airport and I saw two lear jets have a very near miss while coming into land. The lear jet at the top of the near collision raced it's engines and started a steep climb and routed round to come in again. I watched the first lear land safely while the other lear was behaving erratically, making sharp and bold turns, much sharper than you would expect.

    On his second approach he was coming in way too fast and too steep. The behaviour of the craft suggested petulance from the pilot and that he was not in control of his emotions. As he approached the runway he sharply brought the nose up, thus grounding the empennage and causeing the craft to dip a wing and cartwheel and break up.

    Screams rang out in the departures lounge and (not sure how this would ever be allowed, but it was a dream) I raced out onto the runway and approached what was left of the craft. Everyone was badly shaken but still alive. They all were helped out of the craft by the fire crew, and I helped out the craft's most important passenge, Mr Gary Linekar!!!

    After restoring his composure we walked back into the airport and I grabbed him a coffee. We chatted about Tottenham, and he confirmed he is a life long fan of the club and said that Harry Redknapp is the best manager in the EPL. We chatted for a bit and then went our seperate ways.

    So in short, what the feck is going on in my brainbox when I try and kip? This dream was in Hi Def so the crash scene was in awesome detail, really realistic.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    It's a vision of your own death.

    FFS, I thought I had odd dreams.

    Most of mine are about me being in trouble or mischief, but me either loving it or not giving a damn. I don't know what me having a long position in Cocoa futures (never touched 'em) and standing out on my balcony was all about last night.
    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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      #3
      One of the Lear jets was you, and the other one must have been MF

      And we were the screaming passengers.
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        #4
        Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
        One of the Lear jets was you, and the other one must have been MF

        And we were the screaming passengers.
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #5
          Unless Deborah Meaden is in this dream I am not interested!

          Don't tend to get those really vivid dreams any more(probably because of broken sleep all the time). The full technicolour, sound, smell, taste as if you're really there.

          Only once had one of those, wake up in the morning, get dressed, have breakfast, head to school and then bang! Wake up! Get dressed, had breakfast, went to school, got to lunchtime and BANG! Wake up! It only happened twice but was well odd.
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            #6
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            Unless Deborah Meaden is in this dream I am not interested!

            Don't tend to get those really vivid dreams any more(probably because of broken sleep all the time). The full technicolour, sound, smell, taste as if you're really there.

            Only once had one of those, wake up in the morning, get dressed, have breakfast, head to school and then bang! Wake up! Get dressed, had breakfast, went to school, got to lunchtime and BANG! Wake up! It only happened twice but was well odd.
            Wakey wakey MF, CUK is just a very vivid nightmare. 3-2-1, you're back in the room.
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #7
              I had a "funny" dream last night.




              Must stop watching light entertainment TV and eating strong cheese before I go to bed.

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                #8
                Watch this movie before going to bed next time, if you can still sleep at all...

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by AtW View Post
                  Watch this movie before going to bed next time, if you can still sleep at all...
                  Seen it. tulip me right up.
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                    Ok a thread about me admittedly and sorry in advance but this is too weird.

                    I dreamt last night that I was in the departures lounge at Luton airport and I saw two lear jets have a very near miss while coming into land. The lear jet at the top of the near collision raced it's engines and started a steep climb and routed round to come in again. I watched the first lear land safely while the other lear was behaving erratically, making sharp and bold turns, much sharper than you would expect.

                    On his second approach he was coming in way too fast and too steep. The behaviour of the craft suggested petulance from the pilot and that he was not in control of his emotions. As he approached the runway he sharply brought the nose up, thus grounding the empennage and causeing the craft to dip a wing and cartwheel and break up.

                    Screams rang out in the departures lounge and (not sure how this would ever be allowed, but it was a dream) I raced out onto the runway and approached what was left of the craft. Everyone was badly shaken but still alive. They all were helped out of the craft by the fire crew, and I helped out the craft's most important passenge, Mr Gary Linekar!!!

                    After restoring his composure we walked back into the airport and I grabbed him a coffee. We chatted about Tottenham, and he confirmed he is a life long fan of the club and said that Harry Redknapp is the best manager in the EPL. We chatted for a bit and then went our seperate ways.

                    So in short, what the feck is going on in my brainbox when I try and kip? This dream was in Hi Def so the crash scene was in awesome detail, really realistic.
                    you have the heating up too high

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