New Mobile Telephonic Device shoppe transmogrified.

[zeitghost]

The burghers of Neath are no doubt shocked and horrified by the rapid demise the Fone Shoppe wot recently appeared and, after a month, disappeared again.

It offered such services as mobile phone repairs, sales, unlocking.

It fixed games consoles (whatever they are).

Then the shutters went up, due, according to the notice in the window, "to unforeseen structural problems".

The new notice in the window explains that it is now to become a sexual engine emporium.

One awaits developments with interest.

Apparently there's been no application for a license from the council, so it's all, er, up in the, er, air, as it were.

The last seller of such items was located next door to Peter Hain's <spit> local office.

And after becoming a pawn shop for a while, it then became a Vape shop.

[alreadypacked]

Not a lot happens in Neath

[TimberWolf]

Not a lot happens in Neath

Until now.

[shaunbhoy]

Then the shutters went up, due, according to the notice in the window, "to unforeseen structural problems".

That will be as a result of that new fault line they are drilling under Glamorgan in the faint hope it may induce an earthquake and result in structural improvements worth millions!

[Pondlife]

That will be as a result of that new fault line they are drilling under Glamorgan in the faint hope it may induce an earthquake and result in structural improvements worth millions!

It'll still be a long walk down the hill to the beach.

[Mich the Tester]

it is now to become a sexual engine emporium.

The last seller of such items was located next door to Peter Hain's <spit> local office.

Yep, that's how it goes. A respectable local entrepreneur tries to raise the standard of the neighbourhood and then a bloody Labour MP turns up and drags it all back down to the gutter.

[vetran]

The last seller of such items was located next door to Peter Hain's <spit> local office.

Its important to get close to your target market.

[Mich the Tester]

Its important to get close to your target market.

Are you suggesting that porn kings vote Labour?

A ludicrous and actually rather spiteful accusation.

[vetran]

nope but putting two places where you get screwed close together makes sense.

[zeitghost]

Rather disappointing, but the much anticipated Sexual Emporium has transmogrified into A Pawn Brokers.