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    Global Warming arriving this weekend

    Indian summer for Britain as temperatures are set to soar to 22C this weekend | Mail Online

    Can the human body cope with "soaring" temperatures of up to 22 deg C?

    I'm not sure, so I'll stay up north where it will be at best 7 deg C.

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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Indian summer for Britain as temperatures are set to soar to 22C this weekend | Mail Online

    Can the human body cope with "soaring" temperatures of up to 22 deg C?

    I'm not sure, so I'll stay up north where it will be at best 7 deg C.
    22 degrees sounds wonderful. Thats why I like it so much down here in the South.

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      #3
      Its not called Global Warming any more, it's called Climate Catastrophe.

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        #4
        Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
        Its not called Global Warming any more, it's called Climate Catastrophe.
        Okay, okay.

        Listen up!

        Due to 4x4's in Surrey, this weekend we have a Climate Catastrophe Warning Level 5 of 22 Deg. C

        Please stay inside and await further instructions.

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          #5
          Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
          Okay, okay.

          Listen up!

          Due to 4x4's in Surrey, this weekend we have a Climate Catastrophe Warning Level 5 of 22 Deg. C

          Please stay inside and await further instructions.
          4 * 4's driving around a ring road doesnt create Global Warming. Its all you contractors taking jobs overseas and then flying back and forth every other weekend that does.

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            #6
            Originally posted by the song perfect 10 View Post
            4 * 4's driving around a ring road doesnt create Global Warming. Its all you contractors taking jobs overseas and then flying back and forth every other weekend that does.
            Bollox, it's washing clothes at 40 when 30 would be suffice, it's not as if anyone does anything that would get them dirty anymore.
            Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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              #7
              Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
              Bollox, it's washing clothes at 40 when 30 would be suffice, it's not as if anyone does anything that would get them dirty anymore.

              You obviously haven't had to take on my skid marks before. Lets just say I don't exactly have a healthy diet.

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                #8
                Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
                Bollox, it's washing clothes at 40 when 30 would be suffice, it's not as if anyone does anything that would get them dirty anymore.
                I thought it was all the 100w light bulbs I've hoarded
                How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by the song perfect 10 View Post
                  You obviously haven't had to take on my skid marks before. Lets just say I don't exactly have a healthy diet.
                  shame on you.
                  you can wear them them back to front then inside out.

                  thats four for the price of one. So its all your fault that we have had an inconvenient truth ?






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                    #10
                    I feel ever so guilty. The more miles I do in my 4x4, the warmer the weather gets!!

                    And the more Shell points I get too!

                    Boomed!!

                    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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