Following a chat with a work colleague of mine who comes from the North East, we got to chatting about the country's social ills. He was telling me that a number of his former schoolmates now eke out an existence basically doing the rounds of all the cheapest pubs in the region. Apparently, as they are registered as Alcoholic, they get a daily allowance of £19, on top of any other benefits, which they basically blow on cheap lager/cider etc.
My initial response was one of mild outrage that my taxes were funding these habits.
However, after further deliberation, I came to the conclusion that this was in fact a very cunning, though slightly cynical, use of resources.
If these wasters manage to drink themselves to death well before they become a real burden to the NHS, then it will be money well spent. Following on from that, we mused that perhaps the whole JDW empire is simply a front for a Government plan to eliminate the workshy? Hence the suggested name "Project Wetherspoons".
Any thoughts from the Panel??
My initial response was one of mild outrage that my taxes were funding these habits.
However, after further deliberation, I came to the conclusion that this was in fact a very cunning, though slightly cynical, use of resources.
If these wasters manage to drink themselves to death well before they become a real burden to the NHS, then it will be money well spent. Following on from that, we mused that perhaps the whole JDW empire is simply a front for a Government plan to eliminate the workshy? Hence the suggested name "Project Wetherspoons".
Any thoughts from the Panel??
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