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Initiative aims to supply millions of mobiles to women

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    Initiative aims to supply millions of mobiles to women

    The Beeb

    As part of the initiative, there will be tariffs created especially for women as well as the development of a female-specific handset.
    What are the congregation's ideas for a female-specific handset?
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    Originally posted by Sysman View Post
    The Beeb



    What are the congregation's ideas for a female-specific handset?
    Adjustable vibrate and call self setting?

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      #3
      all peripherals and accoutrements made of emergency chocolate rations

      phone holder by coach



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        #4
        Longer talk time.
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          #5
          Those mobiles will be half-duplex..

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            #6
            The mobile will give the woman a reassuring bzzz....bzzzz....

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              #7
              It should have a setting whereby it can mutter positively whilst they try on various clothes.
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                #8
                In recent research it was found 100% of womens toilets are deprived of urinals. In a statement today Cherie Bleurgh said its vital we stop this discrimination. We will install urinals in the world's Ladies today.

                In answer to the OP Female features needed:

                Call timer capable of recording days talking.

                Phone beeps whenever husband needs phone so wife can remember to call great aunt agatha.

                Lie detector that starts after pub closing time.

                and of course a find me detector that beeps so that she can find the phone if she hasn't used it for 10 minutes.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  Originally posted by vetran View Post
                  In recent research it was found 100% of womens toilets are deprived of urinals. In a statement today Cherie Bleurgh said its vital we stop this discrimination. We will install urinals in the world's Ladies today.

                  In answer to the OP Female features needed:

                  Call timer capable of recording days talking.

                  Phone beeps whenever husband needs phone so wife can remember to call great aunt agatha.

                  Lie detector that starts after pub closing time.

                  and of course a find me detector that beeps so that she can find the phone if she hasn't used it for 10 minutes.
                  I would like one with that function.
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                    #10
                    A single phase-cancellation feedback and save function.

                    when two women get on the blower, they both speak at high volume and at the same time.
                    This new EO function will detect this and save the conversation, then apply a negative signal, equal and opposite to the tx, which will leave a pure rx.
                    Then later on you can listen to what she said all over again



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