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    A keen gardener was stunned when police threatened him with a fine for a public order offence - because his garden hedge was shaped like a phallus.
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

    #2
    There is some fruit/vegetable being sold in my local supermarket that looks like that, but it's yellow, and is something that would be too large to fit into one's trousers. What's the name of it? Most of them look phallic.

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      #3
      This looks painful:


      Too rude to in-line the image?

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        #4
        Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
        There is some fruit/vegetable being sold in my local supermarket that looks like that, but it's yellow, and is something that would be too large to fit into one's trousers. What's the name of it? Most of them look phallic.
        I think it's called a butternut squash.

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          #5
          Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
          This looks painful:


          Too rude to in-line the image?
          Humans don't have any bone in the willy organ but some animals do. Can you give more info?
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #6
            Originally posted by d000hg View Post
            Humans don't have any bone in the willy organ but some animals do. Can you give more info?
            How the hell did those 2 broken gold tees get in there? Ouch.

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              #7
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              Humans don't have any bone in the willy organ but some animals do. Can you give more info?
              Speak for yourself. I believe that's one of those myths that blokes with small todgers believe!

              I broke it once, it was very painful but the drawings on the cast were quite funny!
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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