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The Cock of the Board?

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    The Cock of the Board?

    Every forum has one.

    They post more than everyone else.

    They are more opinionated than everyone else. They jump down the throat of anyone who doesn't follow board ettiquette.

    Noone takes them to task about the fact that they can be abrupt and arrogant. Everyone licks their arse. They often log in with an abbreviated version of their name or just an acronym. Their feet are under the table so much that they assume everyone will know who they are.

    So, as the new boy around here, I need to know who to impress.

    Who is the cock of this board?

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      #3
      Originally posted by Blunderer
      Every forum has one.

      They post more than everyone else.

      They are more opinionated than everyone else. They jump down the throat of anyone who doesn't follow board ettiquette.

      Noone takes them to task about the fact that they can be abrupt and arrogant. Everyone licks their arse. They often log in with an abbreviated version of their name or just an acronym. Their feet are under the table so much that they assume everyone will know who they are.

      So, as the new boy around here, I need to know who to impress.

      Who is the cock of this board?
      Typical infantile crap. Nice to see you haven't changed Blunderer!

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        #4
        Originally posted by Churchill
        Typical infantile crap. Nice to see you haven't changed Blunderer!
        I think this guy is a really strong candidate.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Blunderer
          Every forum has one.

          They post more than everyone else.

          They are more opinionated than everyone else. They jump down the throat of anyone who doesn't follow board ettiquette.

          Noone takes them to task about the fact that they can be abrupt and arrogant. Everyone licks their arse. They often log in with an abbreviated version of their name or just an acronym. Their feet are under the table so much that they assume everyone will know who they are.

          So, as the new boy around here, I need to know who to impress.

          Who is the cock of this board?
          We are very fond of AtW and very protective of him, so be careful
          Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyone

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            #6
            Well cock-a-doodle-doo

            Judging by your post blunderer I think you are the biggest dick
            on this board

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              #7
              Originally posted by Lucifer Box
              So Lucifer is Ray Winstone and Churchill is his Phil Daniels?

              Any other people to avoid/bumlick/ask where their tool is?

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                #8
                Originally posted by Jabberwocky
                Well cock-a-doodle-doo

                Judging by your post blunderer I think you are the biggest dick
                on this board
                Well it does the job (My Mrs is up the duff) and I have had no complaints, but it ain't no King Dong, that's for sure

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Blunderer
                  Well it does the job (My Mrs is up the duff) and I have had no complaints, but it ain't no King Dong, that's for sure
                  Any idea who the father is?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Churchill
                    Any idea who the father is?
                    Ooooh, the sidekick is a card.....

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