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I work with idiots!

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    I work with idiots!

    A young guy I work with was just on the phone when the call got cut off and the recorded message came on and said "doo doo doo Please replace the handset, please replace the handset, please replace the handset"
    He actually got up and grabbed another handset from another desk and said, "God, this is the 5th handset I've had to replace this year!!!"

    What a spanner!

    #2
    Originally posted by Growernotashower View Post
    A young guy I work with was just on the phone when the call got cut off and the recorded message came on and said "doo doo doo Please replace the handset, please replace the handset, please replace the handset"
    He actually got up and grabbed another handset from another desk and said, "God, this is the 5th handset I've had to replace this year!!!"

    What a spanner!
    True story
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #3
      That's reminded me of the person who organised the office Secret Santa, but left herself out because she thought it only worked if you had an even number of people.

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        #4
        You are on a forum with a load as well so should be getting used to it by now
        'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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          #5
          Just imagine if permies were clever. We'd all be living under bridges.
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #6
            Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
            That's reminded me of the person who organised the office Secret Santa, but left herself out because she thought it only worked if you had an even number of people.
            +50 Xeno Geek Points
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              #7
              Originally posted by Zippy View Post
              You learn something new everyday eh Zippy
              'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                #8
                I had an Uncle who, after watching my sister put pepper on her dinner with the large pepper mill said "I can never get the tops off those things either!"

                True Story!

                “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
                  I had an Uncle who, after watching my sister put pepper on her dinner with the large pepper mill said "I can never get the tops off those things either!"
                  True Story!

                  Stupidity runs in the family eh? ..
                  How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Troll View Post
                    Stupidity runs in the family eh? ..
                    Aww diddums!!

                    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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