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Oooh! Board Wars!

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    Oooh! Board Wars!

    Wow! It's so exciting!

    Suddenly a bunch of elderly pirates in a decrepit, rotting old bark pull alongside the HMS CUK and swing down from the rigging, their blunt daggers gripped between black and broken teeth, their rusty cutlasses glinting dully in the pale salty sunshine. Their powder is all wet and their flints are rusted and rotten.

    "Ah harrrghhhh!" they cry!

    The trusty crew of HMS CUK are called to action stations!

    What happens next?
    Last edited by bogeyman; 8 February 2006, 18:15.

    You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

    #2
    Hello Sailor

    The crew of HMS CUK assembles for action stations.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Lucifer Box
      The crew of HMS CUK assembles for action stations.

      Yet more forum naval gazing.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Lucifer Box
        The crew of HMS CUK assembles for action stations.

        Ah! I feel the ship's company may be at something of a disadvantage afterall then, Midshipman Devil.

        You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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          #5
          Originally posted by bogeyman
          Ah! I feel the ship's company may be at something of a disadvantage afterall then, Midshipman Devil.
          Just you wait until we unleash our secret weapons, Jabberwocky and Denny...

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            #6
            Oh.

            Originally posted by Lucifer Box
            Just you wait until we unleash our secret weapons, Jabberwocky and Denny...

            I thought Jabberwocky would be taller.
            Why not?

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              #7
              Originally posted by Lucifer Box
              Just you wait until we unleash our secret weapons, Jabberwocky and Denny...

              I like your style of naval warfaring Midshipman Devil me lad.

              Hit em with poofs! What could possibly go wrong?

              You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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                #8
                Originally posted by bogeyman
                Hit em with poofs! What could possibly go wrong?
                Someone could break a nail, and we'd never hear the last of it...
                His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by bogeyman
                  I like your style of naval warfaring Midshipman Devil me lad.

                  Hit em with poofs! What could possibly go wrong?
                  Rum, sodomy and the lash, bogey, it's the only sort of language these sea dogs understand.

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                    #10
                    Rum, sodomy and the lash

                    Originally posted by Lucifer Box
                    Rum, sodomy and the lash, bogey, it's the only sort of language these sea dogs understand.
                    Not another ******* New Labour initiative......F
                    Why not?

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