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    Club Sandwich

    Who invented them? How are you meant to eat them? Just back from the hotel bar after a beer and ahd a Club Sandwich. 3 slices of bread 2 fried eggs, bacon and lots of salad. Now do you use a knife and fork and risk the whole thing just breaking into it's various components as its on it's way to your mouth or attempt to pick it in which case it ends up on your lap?
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

    #2
    And another thing, whats the point of a smoking room without an ashtray? I hope its a smoking room
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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      #3
      Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
      Who invented them? How are you meant to eat them? Just back from the hotel bar after a beer and ahd a Club Sandwich. 3 slices of bread 2 fried eggs, bacon and lots of salad. Now do you use a knife and fork and risk the whole thing just breaking into it's various components as its on it's way to your mouth or attempt to pick it in which case it ends up on your lap?
      No knife and fork and they should also have chicken in them. Apparently.
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        #4
        Give me sandwich spread any day!

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          #5
          Originally posted by gricerboy View Post
          Give me sandwich spread any day!
          I think I remember something called sandwich spread from when I was a boy.

          Didn't it:
          a) Look like finely minced puke
          b) Smell like puke
          c) Taste like puke
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            #6
            Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
            And another thing, whats the point of a smoking room without an ashtray? I hope its a smoking room
            Furthermore, what's the point of getting a woman to knock on your door dressed as French Maid offering to turn down your bed if she gets upset when you offer her 150 euros for a blow job! :
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              #7
              Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
              Who invented them?
              Sminki

              The topic came up in a drunken bar conversation several years ago.
              How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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                #8
                Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
                Sminki

                The topic came up in a drunken bar conversation several years ago.
                According to HAB's source it should be served with cold broiled bacon and cold chicken. That's OK with me. I also like eating it hot, freshly made at home. So why is it that everywhere I order Club Sandwich it comes lukewarm? Uurgghhh I hate food that's lukewarm; should be hot or cold and not somewhere in between.
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  Furthermore, what's the point of getting a woman to knock on your door dressed as French Maid offering to turn down your bed if she gets upset when you offer her 150 euros for a blow job! :
                  Cheapskate.
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Wodewick View Post
                    I think I remember something called sandwich spread from when I was a boy.

                    Didn't it:
                    a) Look like finely minced puke
                    b) Smell like puke
                    c) Taste like puke
                    Mix it with salmon and it's tops.

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