Who invented them? How are you meant to eat them? Just back from the hotel bar after a beer and ahd a Club Sandwich. 3 slices of bread 2 fried eggs, bacon and lots of salad. Now do you use a knife and fork and risk the whole thing just breaking into it's various components as its on it's way to your mouth or attempt to pick it in which case it ends up on your lap?
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostWho invented them? How are you meant to eat them? Just back from the hotel bar after a beer and ahd a Club Sandwich. 3 slices of bread 2 fried eggs, bacon and lots of salad. Now do you use a knife and fork and risk the whole thing just breaking into it's various components as its on it's way to your mouth or attempt to pick it in which case it ends up on your lap?+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Originally posted by gricerboy View PostGive me sandwich spread any day!
Didn't it:
a) Look like finely minced puke
b) Smell like puke
c) Taste like pukeJim is a Jedi! - Dara
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostAnd another thing, whats the point of a smoking room without an ashtray? I hope its a smoking roomWhat happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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According to HAB's source it should be served with cold broiled bacon and cold chicken. That's OK with me. I also like eating it hot, freshly made at home. So why is it that everywhere I order Club Sandwich it comes lukewarm? Uurgghhh I hate food that's lukewarm; should be hot or cold and not somewhere in between.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostFurthermore, what's the point of getting a woman to knock on your door dressed as French Maid offering to turn down your bed if she gets upset when you offer her 150 euros for a blow job! :Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by Wodewick View PostI think I remember something called sandwich spread from when I was a boy.
Didn't it:
a) Look like finely minced puke
b) Smell like puke
c) Taste like pukeComment
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