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    Club Sand Wedge

    Who invented them? How are you meant to play with them? Just back from the 19th after a beer and and a Club Sand wedge. 3 slices of the ball, 2 shots dropped, beer can in hand and lots of people gawking. Now do you use a friends sand wedge and risk the whole thing just breaking into a frenzy on your way to the green or attempt to pick it up in which case you lose 6 strokes?

    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

    #2
    Oi Suity, I've just looked out the window and the taxi is on its way over for you

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      #3
      Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
      Oi Suity, I've just looked out the window and the taxi is on its way over for you
      Just wait for the four fellas with baseball bats to get out first before getting in.

      Don't worry the driver knows what hospital to take you to.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #4
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #5
          Yawn, The Simpsons did that one before, and funnier too.

          Something like:

          Burns: Use an open faced club, a sand wedge!
          Homer: <drool> open faced club sandwich... </drool>

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            #6
            Originally posted by Bunk View Post
            Yawn, The Simpsons did that one before, and funnier too.

            Something like:

            Burns: Use an open faced club, a sand wedge!
            Homer: <drool> open faced club sandwich... </drool>
            I grew out of cartoons when I was 9
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #7
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              Who invented them? How are you meant to play with them? Just back from the 19th after a beer and and a Club Sand wedge. 3 slices of the ball, 2 shots dropped, beer can in hand and lots of people gawking. Now do you use a friends sand wedge and risk the whole thing just breaking into a frenzy on your way to the green or attempt to pick it up in which case you lose 6 strokes?

              Well, at least we established parody threads are another thing you're useless at.
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #8
                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                I grew out of cartoons when I was 9
                But you're so 2-dimensional. (I just wanted an excuse to use the smiley)
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                  Well, at least we established parody threads are another thing you're useless at.
                  See sig
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #10
                    Oi, Suity, No!

                    Get back in yer box!
                    "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                    Norrahe's blog

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