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Mowing grass in the garden

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    Mowing grass in the garden

    ******** green - hopefully last time this year and before I leave this house!

    #2
    Do you prefer tundra?
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      #3
      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
      Do you prefer tundra?
      I suppose mowing garden grass in November in England is preferable to building railway track through tundra in November

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        #4
        I recall mowing the lawn on Christmas Eve a couple of years ago

        must be global warming
        How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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          #5
          You could always keep a sheep or a goat or geese instead of squirrels. Then you could also have milk, cheese, eggs or meat.

          Can you get much milk from a squirrel?
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Troll View Post
            I recall mowing the lawn on Christmas Eve a couple of years ago

            must be global warming
            Or, more likely, copious amounts of alcohol.
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              #7
              Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
              You could always keep a sheep or a goat or geese instead of squirrels. Then you could also have milk, cheese, eggs or meat.
              What would neighbours say?

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                #8
                Mowing the lawn is about the only chore I actually enjoy doing. That and making a bonfire out of all the leaves I've just raked up.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by AtW View Post
                  What would neighbours say?
                  Proszę dać mi jakieś jaja
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by AtW View Post
                    What would neighbours say?
                    "Your goat has eaten my *flower bed/vegetable patch/washing!"

                    * delete as appropriate
                    Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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