GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY!
And are we all planning to have a lovely week this week?
Got anything special planned? Any new software releases going out? Fixing the world? Making our society a better place, one patch at a time? Pissing in the permies' coffee pot? Starting a new contract? Secretly having an affair with the office hotty and desperate to reveal all to us? Got a brand new tape-autochanger to play with? Having some time off with the sprogs? Or just deliriously happy to be at ClientCo and raking in the lolly while chomping subsidised breakfast comestibles?
Edit: or even cheering yourself up by giving negative reputation to Happy Monday threads? That's no way to make the world A Better Place, is it? Now go and make the team a nice hot brew, have a bacon sarnie, and look forward to another week of progress, productivity, positive thinking and popping to the plop-pods for a spot of palm-polishing with your pink pogo and charging it to ClientCo.
Or shall I start telling you about my dressing gown?
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