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    Love Eggs

    I love eggs. brought two boiled ones into work this am.

    yum yum





    I'm gonna string them together, and shove them up grice boys bum

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    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

    #2
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I love eggs. brought two boiled ones into work this am.

    yum yum





    I'm gonna string them together, and shove them up grice boys bum

    I love^2 eggs
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #3
      thread fail, I thought this would be about the pelvic sort of eggs that liven up an evening .. NSFW
      The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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        #4
        Originally posted by chef View Post
        thread fail, I thought this would be about the pelvic sort of eggs that liven up an evening .. NSFW
        It is, if you look hard enough.

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          #5
          Originally posted by chef View Post
          thread fail, I thought this would be about the pelvic sort of eggs that liven up an evening .. NSFW
          Squeezing your pelvic muscles around the inserted balls will strengthen them. This helps to increase the power of your orgasms as well as helping with continence after childbirth.
          Not sure mentioning pooing yourself is a good advert when buying a sex toy. Well, maybe for some people...
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #6
            Originally posted by d000hg View Post
            Not sure mentioning pooing yourself is a good advert when buying a sex toy. Well, maybe for some people...
            I'm staying up top for the second birth, we won't be having chili any time near due date either.
            Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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