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    Flaming Contractors

    Coming in ill - Passing germs around

    Thats me that is

    #2
    Excellent. Empty out a big bag of plague rats while you're at it. Ghastly permies need to be exterminated.
    bloggoth

    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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      #3
      Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
      Excellent. Empty out a big bag of plague rats while you're at it. Ghastly permies need to be exterminated.
      I once put a live mouse in the managers draw - The following morning I pissed myself when it jumped out onto her lap

      She was a witch

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        #4
        Originally posted by DeludedAussie View Post
        Coming in ill - Passing germs around

        Thats me that is
        Originally posted by DeludedAussie View Post
        I once put a live mouse in the managers draw - The following morning I pissed myself when it jumped out onto her lap

        She was a witch
        You sound like a delight to share the office with.
        Proud owner of +5 Xeno Geek Points

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          #5
          Originally posted by Ravello View Post
          You sound like a delight to share the office with.
          he sounds like a sociopath. No thought at all about any distress or upset he may have caused. Mice dont like to be locked in draws all night long



          (\__/)
          (>'.'<)
          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #6
            WTF is a 'draw' ??????
            When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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              #7
              Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
              WTF is a 'draw' ??????
              you've never seen a set of drawers ?

              sad. so sad




              (\__/)
              (>'.'<)
              ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                #8
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                you've never seen a set of drawers ?

                sad. so sad




                Of course I have. I've seen sets of drawers, a single drawer and pairs of drawers. I still don't know what a ******* 'draw' is and how you put stuff inside one.

                When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
                  Of course I have. I've seen sets of drawers, a single drawer and pairs of drawers. I still don't know what a ******* 'draw' is and how you put stuff inside one.

                  ah, I am slow today
                  (\__/)
                  (>'.'<)
                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
                    WTF is a 'draw' ??????
                    I think I can help here. draw is a popular youth word for the drug Cannabis. For the benefit of the older generation:
                    I once put a live mouse in the managers draw
                    translates as
                    I once put a mouse in the manager's "stash" of "Mary-Jane", man!

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