Bloody OAPs again

[Mich the Tester]

...on the train. Two of them are staring at me, apparently fascinated by the wonder of technology known as a laptop.

And no, my willy isn't hanging out and my flies are done up; I've checked.

[MaryPoppins]

...on the train. Two of them are staring at me, apparently fascinated by the wonder of technology known as a laptop.

And no, my willy isn't hanging out and my flies are done up; I've checked.

You've made me laugh. I read your first line, and was about to reply (to the tune of your second line, which I was yet to read).

[AtW]

...on the train. Two of them are staring at me, apparently fascinated by the wonder of technology known as a laptop. And no, my willy isn't hanging out and my flies are done up; I've checked.

Next time do give them your seat

HTH

[Mich the Tester]

Next time do give them your seat

HTH

They've got seats. Next to each other.

**** tulip **** now the ******* beige tuliphead has started whistling. I ******* hate people that whistle on the train.

[MaryPoppins]

I hate people that whistle anywhere. Gggrrrrr.

[norrahe]

I hate people that whistle anywhere. Gggrrrrr.

I don't mind it so much but you normally get the tune stuck in your head, but whistling on the train all the way home? Annoying!

[MaryPoppins]

I don't mind it so much but you normally get the tune stuck in your head, but whistling on the train all the way home? Annoying!

Oh, no. I don't even hear a tune. I just hear annoyance, and my own subconscious telling me to kick the person whistling.

[MarillionFan]

They've got seats. Next to each other.

**** tulip **** now the ******* beige tuliphead has started whistling. I ******* hate people that whistle on the train.

You need to move seats QUICK!

A whistle signifies they're up to something. They've spotted the laptop, probably discussed it with 'Nice weather dear, are you comfortable' which translates as 'Yeah, nice gear, Big Dave will give us £300' followed up with 'Chocolate Bourbon dear', which translates as 'You hold the ******* arms while I **** him up with a rusty knife'

RUN!

That 'aint a colostomy bag!

[Zippy]

Oh, no. I don't even hear a tune. I just hear annoyance, and my own subconscious telling me to kick the person whistling.

I agree. They often look at you in a 'have you noticed me' way.
Barstewards.

[RichardCranium]

Got a camera on your laptop?