Miserable Monday
Since my last Monday attempt to make the world a happier place failed and resulted in a huge negative reputation hit for me, maybe this is more in keeping with the mood.
ARSE. IT'S BLOODY MONDAY AGAIN!
It's cold, dark, wet, miserable and the last Monday before the clocks change and make it even worse. With nothing to look forward to except trick-or-treat terrorists and all night poxy fireworks. But this is work and what are the bastards going to do to grind us down this week?
Got any plans you don't want ruined? Any deadlines that mustn't be missed - but you're depending on someone else? Given up caring already? Thinking how to spoil someone else's day - or have you started already? Contractors' coffee pot smell like a permie pissed in it on Friday? Not got the extension? Waiting for the outcome of having been caught taking a pencil from stationery? Got a some new kit being delivered that'll come without the USB lead / drive rails / mounting bolts / CD key? Wishing you could have more time off with the sprogs? Or just utterly miserable to be commuting just to sit at ClientCo meetings listening to bollocks from ***kers and doing pointless activities for the ungrateful? While trying to compensate for the misery by eating poor quality, tepid, greasy tulipe from the works canteen?
Or are you doing something really uplifting and special like going to the Job Centre to sign on?
ARSE. IT'S BLOODY MONDAY AGAIN! It's cold, dark, wet, miserable and the last Monday before the clocks change and make it even worse. With nothing to look forward to except trick-or-treat terrorists and all night poxy fireworks. But this is work and what are the bastards going to do to grind us down this week?
Got any plans you don't want ruined? Any deadlines that mustn't be missed - but you're depending on someone else? Given up caring already? Thinking how to spoil someone else's day - or have you started already? Contractors' coffee pot smell like a permie pissed in it on Friday? Not got the extension? Waiting for the outcome of having been caught taking a pencil from stationery? Got a some new kit being delivered that'll come without the USB lead / drive rails / mounting bolts / CD key? Wishing you could have more time off with the sprogs? Or just utterly miserable to be commuting just to sit at ClientCo meetings listening to bollocks from ***kers and doing pointless activities for the ungrateful? While trying to compensate for the misery by eating poor quality, tepid, greasy tulipe from the works canteen?
Or are you doing something really uplifting and special like going to the Job Centre to sign on?
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