Phew!! close one.
I was walking through the 'back of the shops' in Altrincham, eating my meat and potato pie with mushy peas. Just past Totties lap dancing bar there was a big skip in the road, which left a real constricted walk along the path.
Then at the far end of the skip I saw a shadow on one side, and a frsty breath on the other. There were two guys there. waiting.
I had to make a split second tactical decision, go down the narrow bit and risk getting bottled in there, swerve into the road where I could easily be outmanouvred.
I went into the road, plastic fork in the attack position.
It was two blokes having a blow, sitting by their little cement mixer.
has anyone else had a near-death experience outside a lap dancing bar?
I was walking through the 'back of the shops' in Altrincham, eating my meat and potato pie with mushy peas. Just past Totties lap dancing bar there was a big skip in the road, which left a real constricted walk along the path.
Then at the far end of the skip I saw a shadow on one side, and a frsty breath on the other. There were two guys there. waiting.
I had to make a split second tactical decision, go down the narrow bit and risk getting bottled in there, swerve into the road where I could easily be outmanouvred.
I went into the road, plastic fork in the attack position.
It was two blokes having a blow, sitting by their little cement mixer.
has anyone else had a near-death experience outside a lap dancing bar?
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