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    Trick or Treat?

    It's fast approaching that time of year when young children seem to think they are in the states and trot around door to door begging for sugared treats and then if they don't get any doing some mischief to your house.

    Do you generally ignore the incessant doorbell chimes, close the curtains and put trip wire and landmines outside your house?

    Or do you get into the spirit of Halloween and decorate your doorway with carved pumpkins and bake cookies for the little 'uns?

    Or are you off down the coven to celebrate new year?
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    #2
    Dont open the door to the scrotes.
    Why do we have to ape the Yanks and their stupid traditions?
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      #3
      Originally posted by sasguru View Post
      Dont open the door to the scrotes.
      Why do we have to ape the Yanks and their stupid traditions?
      Because they don't let us burn witches or drown old crones in the local pond.

      I'm waiting for "The Trick & Treat Tales of Woe - Volume 2" from Wilmslow.

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        #4
        I think if you do not have door light on they do not bother you. That's the rules I'm told.

        I'll be in Morocco so I'm not bothering.

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          #5
          Originally posted by sasguru View Post
          Dont open the door to the scrotes.
          Why do we have to ape the Yanks and their stupid traditions?
          Wait till your little one is old enough to want to do it...

          We're lucky to be in an apartment block - no trick or treaters

          Used to love doing it when I was a kid, we did it for Halloween though.
          Bazza gets caught
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            #6
            Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
            Wait till your little one is old enough to want to do it...

            We're lucky to be in an apartment block - no trick or treaters

            Used to love doing it when I was a kid, we did it for Halloween though.
            Trick or Treat is for Halloween.

            It's alright folks, I'll have her off home soon.

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              #7
              If they're nice kids, it's fun... depends where you live.
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                #8
                Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                It's fast approaching that time of year when young children seem to think they are in the states and trot around door to door begging for sugared treats and then if they don't get any doing some mischief to your house.

                Do you generally ignore the incessant doorbell chimes, close the curtains and put trip wire and landmines outside your house?

                Or do you get into the spirit of Halloween and decorate your doorway with carved pumpkins and bake cookies for the little 'uns?

                Or are you off down the coven to celebrate new year?
                I was all for laxative sweets and heated pennies, but now I think about it boiling oil and landmines seem to be the way forward.
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
                  Trick or Treat is for Halloween.

                  It's alright folks, I'll have her off home soon.
                  Do ye not do it for Guy Fawkes or whatever? Oh Christ I don't know!
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    Do ye not do it for Guy Fawkes or whatever? Oh Christ I don't know!
                    Yeah, they dress up like skeletons and pumpkins and witches for Guy Fawkes Night...

                    Oh dear...

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