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Platypus
26th October 2010, 10:24
A sad day indeed :frown

Mich the Tester
26th October 2010, 10:25
Did he predict the day? Did he place his tentacle on the calendar as a portent of his impending doom?

SupremeSpod
26th October 2010, 10:30
Lunch?

Zippy
26th October 2010, 11:05
Lunch?

With chips and vimto?

EternalOptimist
26th October 2010, 11:06
he was out of his depth





:rolleyes:

SupremeSpod
26th October 2010, 11:07
With chips and vimto?

I was thinking more of an Octopus Stew but chips would go well with it. A bottle of Pinot would be nice too...

EternalOptimist
26th October 2010, 11:11
I was thinking more of an Octopus Stew but chips would go well with it. A bottle of Pinot would be nice too...

that'll cost more than sick squid

dum dee dum dee dum dee dum


:rolleyes:

SupremeSpod
26th October 2010, 11:13
that'll cost more than sick squid

dum dee dum dee dum dee dum


:rolleyes:

Is :igmc: <--- this yours?

DaveB
26th October 2010, 11:47
that'll cost more than sick squid

dum dee dum dee dum dee dum


:rolleyes:

The sturgeon did his best but his fate was sealed.

Mich the Tester
26th October 2010, 12:06
The sturgeon did his best but his fate was sealed.

Especially when the nurse shark turned off his life support machine.

DaveB
26th October 2010, 12:09
Especially when the nurse shark turned off his life support machine.

The funeral will conclude with Hymn 417: Nearer My Cod To Thee.

Mich the Tester
26th October 2010, 12:13
The funeral will conclude with Hymn 417: Nearer My Cod To Thee.

That gets my seal of approval.

DaveB
26th October 2010, 12:18
The sturgeon did his best but his fate was sealed.


That gets my seal of approval.

Bzzzz! Repetition of Seal(ed).

I reckon it was Mackerel the Knife that did him.

Mich the Tester
26th October 2010, 12:21
Bzzzz! Repetition of Seal(ed).

I reckon it was Mackerel the Knife that did him.

Sorry, I never haddock loo how to play this game.

DaveB
26th October 2010, 12:22
Sorry, I never haddock loo how to play this game.

So your all at sea then?

Mich the Tester
26th October 2010, 12:26
So your all at sea then?

Don't go too fast, I'm barely treading water here.

SupremeSpod
26th October 2010, 12:27
Alright! Enough!

The poor eight-legged chap is now singing with the choir eternal!

EternalOptimist
26th October 2010, 12:27
ok thats it

fin

EternalOptimist
26th October 2010, 12:28
Alright! Enough!

The poor eight-legged chap is now singing with the choir eternal!

what ?

Mich the Tester
26th October 2010, 12:28
Alright! Enough!

The poor eight-legged chap is now singing with the choir eternal!

BZZZ!!!

Where's the maritime reference?

mudskipper
26th October 2010, 12:29
What a load of bouillabaisse.

Mich the Tester
26th October 2010, 12:29
fin

Really, you are plumbing new depths with that one; quite unfathomable.

SupremeSpod
26th October 2010, 12:29
BZZZ!!!

Where's the maritime reference?

I'm an ex-royal marine, surely that counts?

Mich the Tester
26th October 2010, 12:31
I'm an ex-royal marine, surely that counts?

BZZZ!! That's an ex-maritime reference. Not good enough. You'll have to change tack.

SupremeSpod
26th October 2010, 12:36
BZZZ!! That's an ex-maritime reference. Not good enough. You'll have to change tack.

A knotty problem indeed...

Zippy
26th October 2010, 12:36
The funeral will conclude with Hymn 417: Nearer My Cod To Thee.

Performed by the local Coral Society

Mich the Tester
26th October 2010, 12:40
Performed by the local Coral Society

Is that a shanty choir?

kandr
26th October 2010, 12:42
It not the plaice or the time for this carp.

SupremeSpod
26th October 2010, 12:42
What a load of bouillabaisse.

:spel
Codswallop

Mich the Tester
26th October 2010, 12:43
The funeral will conclude with Hymn 417: Nearer My Cod To Thee.


:spel
Codswallop

BZZZ!!!!

Repetition of Cod!

kandr
26th October 2010, 12:46
I always thought there was something fishy about his predictions, although he came out of his shell after a while.

SupremeSpod
26th October 2010, 12:47
BZZZ!!!!

Repetition of Cod!

Incorrect Interception - Codswallop has f**k all to do with Cod.

Mich the Tester
26th October 2010, 12:49
Incorrect Interception - Codswallop has f**k all to do with Cod.

Always coming in here rocking the boat aren't you!

SupremeSpod
26th October 2010, 12:50
Always coming in here rocking the boat aren't you!

Sucker!

Mich the Tester
26th October 2010, 12:54
Sucker!

Who's 'er'?

I hope you don't mean that bird in accounts with the smelly clam.

Zippy
26th October 2010, 12:57
Who's 'er'?

I hope you don't mean that bird in accounts with the smelly clam.

I'll get your float

Mich the Tester
26th October 2010, 13:00
I'll get your float

Sorry, drifted off course a bit; moral compass failed for a moment.

hyperD
26th October 2010, 13:10
I laughed so hard at this thread I pulled a mussel!

kandr
26th October 2010, 13:12
I laughed so hard at this thread I pulled a mussel!

I don't find it funny at all, but I might be a bit crabbit.

EternalOptimist
26th October 2010, 13:13
I laughed so hard at this thread I pulled a mussel!

Dont laugh too hard , or your cockle fall off




:rolleyes:

Mich the Tester
26th October 2010, 13:13
I laughed so hard at this thread I pulled a mussel!
You might be better pulling a mermaid.

Mich the Tester
26th October 2010, 13:14
your cockle fall off




:rolleyes:Eel regret that.

hyperD
26th October 2010, 13:15
You might be better pulling a mermaid.

Your jokes Mich are shrimply the bass!

Mich the Tester
26th October 2010, 13:16
Your jokes Mich are shrimply the bass!

No, I'm a comedic minnow compared to EO.

hyperD
26th October 2010, 13:21
Dont laugh too hard , or your cockle fall off


Well, fins can only get batter...I filet a song coming on!

Mich the Tester
26th October 2010, 13:26
Well, fins can only get batter...I filet a song coming on!

The Long and Winding Roe

Old Man River

If I had a Hammerhead

hyperD
26th October 2010, 13:30
The Long and Winding Roe

Old Man River

If I had a Hammerhead

"Don't coi for me Argen-tuna"

"That's a moray!"

Zippy
26th October 2010, 13:49
"Don't coi for me Argen-tuna"

"That's a moray!"

Tears of a Clown (fish)

kandr
26th October 2010, 13:50
Tears of a Clown (fish)

Octopus's Garden

Zippy
26th October 2010, 13:50
Rock Lobster
Whelk!

Money Money Money
26th October 2010, 14:24
Paul's 8 feet under now!