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    The Temp

    I have just been introduced to someone at my client site as "the temp". I don't quite know how to feel about this.

    #2
    Originally posted by magicbuttons View Post
    I have just been introduced to someone at my client site as "the temp". I don't quite know how to feel about this.
    Emotions are strongly related to the invoice you can send at the end of each month.
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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      #3
      Outraged?

      Put a brave face on it and think of the money.
      +50 Xeno Geek Points
      Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
      As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

      Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

      CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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        #4
        Originally posted by magicbuttons View Post
        I have just been introduced to someone at my client site as "the temp". I don't quite know how to feel about this.
        you can take the marilion fan path to customer service and snot him one, or, quietly smile to yourself knowing that you probably get paid x times the average 'temp'

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          #5
          Smile sweetly and think of the money.
          Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
          +5 Xeno Cool Points

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            #6
            Sounds like they aren't planning on keeping you? This almost guarantees you will be there forever.

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              #7
              Would you rather be introduced as a permie? You are temporary.

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                #8
                I was once introduced to the boss as the expert consultant who was going solve all the clients problems.

                See, it works both ways.
                Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                  Sounds like they aren't planning on keeping you? This almost guarantees you will be there forever.
                  Yep. Find a problem, make yourself 'problem owner' and explain you'll need a team of specialists to solve it. Alternatively, find some weakness in the organisation due to the only person who knows a particular app or essential but complicated interface having left, learn that app or interface and you'll be unmissable.

                  Remember the consultant's motto; if you can't solve a problem, there's good money to be made prolonging it.

                  F**k the job title; what's the rate?
                  And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                    #10
                    I took the professional route, smiled sweetly then complained about it on the internet. Of course I know I'm not permanent, but the word "temp" brings up images of teenage girls packing envelopes and making coffee.

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