Has anyone else never taken a day sick off school and not been in hospital since the day they were born, doesn't suffer from diseases, flu or get headaches, gastric problems and all those things that most people seem to get? Join the club. Even my brothers and sisters have had their medical problems and treatments, and they seem relatively healthy. Not in my untouched category though. Or is health just normal until you get older, at which point multiple organ failures set in?
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Yep I'm healthy. Have spent 1.5 days in hospital due to a) needle in foot and b) high speed accident on a cross country course. Had a few days off school due to CBA
Good health is normal but there is a good deal of luck involved.
Am waiting for the liver to pack up.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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I took a few days off when I broke my leg and needed it screwed back together with titanium. But that's not really a case of being sick. I don't think I've had any other sick days in the past 20ish years of work.Comment
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Wait until entropy sets in - that'll wipe the smirk off your faces.How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostWait until entropy sets in - that'll wipe the smirk off your faces.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Coming up to middle age, only about half a stone heavier than I was when I was 18. Quit smoking years ago (cigs and other stuff). Prob drink a bit too much but who doesn't.
Can still run steadily for an hour and do 30 push ups in not very long.
OK I guess. Could do better.
But have genes with longevity - grandparents died mostly of old age and accidents in their 90s.
And gramps was a heavy drinker. Fell off his bike when he was 92 and fractured his skull. Died of MRSA a week later.Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostYep I'm healthy. Have spent 1.5 days in hospital due to a) needle in foot and b) high speed accident on a cross country course. Had a few days off school due to CBA
Good health is normal but there is a good deal of luck involved.
Am waiting for the liver to pack up.Comment
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Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostNot bad, we should breed. Is CBA getting your alphabet backwards?
Your chat up lines need work. (OK, OK split the tax credits?)+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostWait until entropy sets in - that'll wipe the smirk off your faces.Comment
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