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    #1

    Deet does not work

    Despite bathing in the stuff for 2 days I am a mess with bites.

    Jet lag kicked in last night and slept for 14 hours, I blame Leonardo DiCaprio and that pish film Inception that I tried to watch 4 times through a Lorazepam daze on the flight. Never made any sense to me. So he goes into a dream, and then he goes into another dream during the first dream?!?! Feck Knows.

    Bouncers at the clubs around the old Sari club have sub machine guns now and the Balinese could have made more of an effort to do something with the ground than turn it into a car park.

    Anyway, off to the pool. Ubud tomorrow.
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    Despite bathing in the stuff for 2 days I am a mess with bites.

    Jet lag kicked in last night and slept for 14 hours, I blame Leonardo DiCaprio and that pish film Inception that I tried to watch 4 times through a Lorazepam daze on the flight. Never made any sense to me. So he goes into a dream, and then he goes into another dream during the first dream?!?! Feck Knows.

    Bouncers at the clubs around the old Sari club have sub machine guns now and the Balinese could have made more of an effort to do something with the ground than turn it into a car park.

    Anyway, off to the pool. Ubud tomorrow.
    Go and buy some white tiger balm that will kill the itching. Mossies in Bali are a pain in the backside. Enjoy the monkey's at Ubud.

    Any chance you can bring a package back for me if I get it sent to your hotel?
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #3
      You'd like the Scottish Highlands.

      Deet has no effect at all on the little hard-nut biting bastards they have up there.
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
        You'd like the Scottish Highlands.

        Deet has no effect at all on the little hard-nut biting bastards they have up there.
        He is Scottish. Like all Scotsman, hard outside, with a soft mushy center.
        What happens in General, stays in General.
        You know what they say about assumptions!

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          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          He is Scottish. Like all Scotsman, hard outside, with a soft mushy center.
          centre

          But can he spell?
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            #6
            Which Hotel - I stayed at the Hyatt a few years ago. Ubud - carving?

            T

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              Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
              Any chance you can bring a package back for me if I get it sent to your hotel?
              How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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                Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                centre

                But can he spell?
                I'm American. Stick it up your arse you limey b'stard!
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

                  I'm American. Stick it up your arse you limey b'stard!
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    I'm American. Stick it up your arse you limey b'stard!
                    Send 'em all back!
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