Is it coz we're black?

**sasguru** · 10 February 2006, 10:52

Originally posted by threaded

Project manager asked me and my sidekick to come in at the weekend. I suggested some other guy come in as well. To which he laughed.

I put on a serious face "Oh, laugh will you? You ask me and Mohammed to come in at the weekend and that's acceptable, yet a request for this other guy is funny. Is it coz we're black?"

PM nearly had a heart attack on the spot.

he he. That's the first genuinely funny thing you've posted.

PS. The correct phrase is "Is it cos we is black?".

**Jabberwocky** · 10 February 2006, 11:27

Just nipped out of a strategy meeting with a big client to get a couple of code monkeys in at the weekend. Got a bit of lip from one of the chimps, who is a grubby geekboy, and seems to grunt rather than use English. Still I played along and left them to their mutual self-pleasuring.

**sasguru** · 10 February 2006, 11:30

Originally posted by Jabberwocky

Just nipped out of a strategy meeting with a big client ...

That's right Knobjockey. Without dreams we are nothing. Now get back to coding.

**Fungus** · 10 February 2006, 12:03

Originally posted by sasguru

That's right Knobjockey. Without dreams we are nothing. Now get back to coding.

Even with dreams he's nothing. Except a bit damp.

**MarillionFan** · 10 February 2006, 12:22

McDonalds

I was walking past Maccy D's earlier when I saw the shift manager, a tall weasly typed chap talking to a fat donut looking geek and his indian friend. They all laughed when the chubby one said something and they all walked off with the shift manager grimacing.

A guy behind the counter gave the fat one a w-nker sign.

**Jabberwocky** · 10 February 2006, 12:58

Later, whilst between client sites I spotted the two gimps in Micky Dees grabbing a sly grease burger. I went inside and made light of the chimps tea party when some oik strolled by the front window. He stopped, opened his raincoat and flashed his rather small genetalia to all the customers. The guy behind the counter rushed outside and gave him satisfaction which just goes to prove the customer is always right.

**Denny** · 10 February 2006, 13:32

Originally posted by sasguru

he he. That's the first genuinely funny thing you've posted.

PS. The correct phrase is "Is it cos we is black?".

The correct phase is 'is it because we're black.' No all black people talk like Ali G (who's white and jewish) you know.

**ChimpMaster** · 10 February 2006, 13:55

Originally posted by Denny

The correct phase is 'is it because we're black.' No all black people talk like Ali G (who's white and jewish) you know.

You forgot to say "innit".

**threaded** · 10 February 2006, 14:25

ROFLMFAO

One of the Directors just came into my broom cupboard and told me the other guy was working this weekend, but me and Mohammed don't need to.

Oops, do you think it was somat I said?

Is it coz we're black?