Power stations to be switched off in 5 years time

[BlasterBates]

To meet CO2 regulations in 5 years time about 30% of UK's fossil fuel power stations will have to be switched off to meet CO2 reduction targets.

Power stations to be switched off

Of course this is absolutely necessary to save the planet.

So what are you planning to do when the juice is cut?

[Fred Bloggs]

No need to worry, we've got loads of wind turbines.................. (Looks outside and sees not a breath of a breeze......)

[EternalOptimist]

There's only one thing to do when the power goes down

freeze to death in the dark

[kandr]

To meet CO2 regulations in 5 years time about 30% of UK's fossil fuel power stations will have to be switched off to meet CO2 reduction targets.

Power stations to be switched off

Of course this is absolutely necessary to save the planet.

So what are you planning to do when the juice is cut?

Burn trees/coal. Loads up here.

[DimPrawn]

So what are you planning to do when the juice is cut?

Get a giant pair of norks.

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[xoggoth]

Fart powered generators

[TimberWolf]

We might have to learn to wear clothes indoors again rather than heating houses to tropical temperatures.

[doodab]

Here in Germany they have loads of power stations and they still wear scarves indoors.

[minestrone]

Dont expect there to be any gas CH in 20 years.

And I live in Scotland where the SNP want our 2 Nuclear Power stations that provide 60% of our power to be switched off and not replaced.

[Dearnla]

Fart powered generators

Ahem:-
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"Power stations to be switched off in 5 years time"
It's not gonna happen