I have converted ...

[sasguru]

... to the Religion of Zorg. The Tooth Fairy is our God and Chico (pbuh) is his prophet. Please note that I declare a wet fart (sorry fatwah) against anyone who blasphemes against either the Tooth Fairy or Chico (pbuh) his prophet.

For it says in the Book of the Holy Fairy (and it must be true, because it's in the book after all)

"Verily he who blasphemes against Chico (pbuh) is a fooking ****** and should be beheaded".

[Churchill]

... to the Religion of Zorg. The Tooth Fairy is our God and Chico (pbuh) is his prophet. Please note that I declare a wet fart (sorry fatwah) against anyone who blasphemes against either the Tooth Fairy or Chico (pbuh) his prophet.

For it says in the Book of the Holy Fairy (and it must be true, because it's in the book after all)

"Verily he who blasphemes against Chico (pbuh) is a fooking ****** and should be beheaded".

Is that "Beheaded until Dead" or "Beheaded Until Really, Really Sorry and Learned their Lesson"?

[sasguru]

Is that "Beheaded until Dead" or "Beheaded Until Really, Really Sorry and Learned their Lesson"?

A slight sawing around the gills with a blunt knife should suffice.

[foritisme]

I knew my mates where lying when they told me it was my mum & dad who put a sixpence under my pillow when I lost a tooth.

Dear God,

I have kept all my sixpenses and now have enough to visit your shrine next summer, but the temptation to buy a Mars Bar is too great. Please give me guidance

Yours

Gummy

[wc2]

... to the Religion of Zorg. The Tooth Fairy is our God and Chico (pbuh) is his prophet. Please note that I declare a wet fart (sorry fatwah) against anyone who blasphemes against either the Tooth Fairy or Chico (pbuh) his prophet.

For it says in the Book of the Holy Fairy (and it must be true, because it's in the book after all)

"Verily he who blasphemes against Chico (pbuh) is a fooking ****** and should be beheaded".

I see, so you are the leader of the "other side"

I follow the religion Zorgo - Same as yours but we have several Gods - They live at the bottom of the garden.

[sasguru]

I knew my mates where lying when they told me it was my mum & dad who put a sixpence under my pillow when I lost a tooth.

Dear God,

I have kept all my sixpenses and now have enough to visit your shrine next summer, but the temptation to buy a Mars Bar is too great. Please give me guidance

Yours

Gummy

"Verily I say unto you all your sixpences are mine, and all your families, even unto all eternity"
Gospel of Chico (pbuh), Book of the Holy Fairy 34:167

[sasguru]

I see, so you are the leader of the "other side"

I follow the religion Zorgo - Same as yours but we have several Gods - They live at the bottom of the garden.

"You shall follow no other Gods excepting the Holy Tooth Fairy, or you shall not enter the Kingdom of the Elves. For I say unto you, Tis much harder to enter the Kingdom of the Elves if you are an Uphill Gardener"
Gospel of Chico (pbuh), Holy Book of the Tooth Fairy 675:13

[darmstadt]

15th: Let him who does not want to work with his hands, not eat with his hands either! It will instantly cure every so-called mental ill by hard work, love-song-speech-press & profitsharing teamwork unite All One! Since, if it's a shack from the weather, or a castle for a king, only by working together has mankind accomplished a thing! "LISTEN CHILDREN ETERNAL FATHER ETERNALLY ONE!" EXCEPTIONS ETERNALLY? ABSOLUTE NONE!

[eternalnomad]

[QUOTE=sasguru]... to the Religion of Zorg. The Tooth Fairy is our God and Chico (pbuh) is his prophet. Please note that I declare a wet fart (sorry [QUOTE]

May I enquire as to which particular sect of Zorg you subscribe.

I am aware there are the "sunnys" and the "not so sunnys" and I do know they tend to enjoy beheading each other as the "sunnys" claim the "not so sunnys" have mis-interepreted the prophet (pbuh)

[darmstadt]

Actually, maybe being a Christian ain't too bad