Going to the pub

[MarillionFan]

Off orf to the pub.

I'm a little worried. There's a squashed pumpkin outside and a broken bottle.

Inside a group of young lads are playing pool and darts. Some scantily dressed birds are smoking outside the front door.

I'm a little worried.

Well here goes!!!! God I hope it all goes well....

[original PM]

Off orf to the pub.

I'm a little worried. There's a squashed pumpkin outside and a broken bottle.

Inside a group of young lads are playing pool and darts. Some scantily dressed birds are smoking outside the front door.
I'm a little worried.

Well here goes!!!! God I hope it all goes well....

Sounds like a good place where you going?

[fullyautomatix]

Where are you going ?

[RichardCranium]

I'll treat you, MF.

"Barman, a pint of Olde BladderNacker for me, and a half of low alcohol lager and lime shandy top, heavy on the lemonade, dash of blackcurrant, paper parasol and a cherry for the boy. Ta."

[Zippy]

Do you need a bodyguard MF?

[MarillionFan]

Walked in and approached the bar. The lads were quite boisterous and stopped playing pool when I came in. I think they were eyeing my phone up.

Sidled up to the bar and tried to catch the barmans eye. Big fella, beard, tattoo. Bet he's seen the inside of a cell or two. Our eyes locked and he strode purposely over, staring. Eyes cold. Squinting. The look of a trained killer...

'Evening sir, what can I get you?' he politely asked
'Stella please?'
'Ok'

Pouring it in his large gorilla hands he's made a right hash of it. Two inch head on my Stella!! Slamming it down he gruffily said 'Bloody barrel, have that one and I'll pour you another, sorry about that!'

I'm tulipting myself. Those lads keep looking. Just gonna sit here nursing my pints of Stella and doing some posting...

[original PM]

what about the scantily clad women though...

[MarillionFan]

what about the scantily clad women though...

One of the girls just came over and stood next to me on the quiz machine. Just won a tenner. The noise of the coins dropping made the lads stop playing pool again.

'Gad you're clever' the girl said, the smell of cigarettes strong on her breath. Noticed there was a hole in her stockings. 'oh fckin he'll, not again! They're tights anyway! She's gone into the loos to take them off'

The lads are looking. Laughing. At me? Gonna get another pint....

[Zippy]

One of the girls just came over and stood next to me on the quiz machine. Just won a tenner. The noise of the coins dropping made the lads stop playing pool again.

Now I know this is a wind up

[RichardCranium]