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    This would never have happened under New Labour

    Jobless teenager Claire Fear dons placard to beg for work | Metro.co.uk

    She'd be working a cushy public sector job by now.

    #2
    Do the metro make these names up? We have Ms Fear, who wants a job (any job, apparently), and Mrs Bone, who has made here life's ambition to shag every young chav in England.

    Is there a smell of bulltulipe around that newspaper?
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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      #3
      They must use the same comedy name generator as the Beeb...

      Dr Willy Notcutt (pain specialist) was on the news a few nights ago
      It's about time I changed this sig...

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        #4
        Originally posted by MrRobin View Post
        They must use the same comedy name generator as the Beeb...

        Dr Willy Notcutt (pain specialist) was on the news a few nights ago
        ...and of course, there was Professor Nutt, who claimed a glass of Burgundy was more harmful than crack cocaine.

        And how could one forget, Roger Boyes of The Times, reporting on naughty goings on at the Vienna Boys Choir.
        And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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          #5
          Maybe she'd have more luck if she had a less crap sign.
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #6
            Originally posted by d000hg View Post
            Maybe she'd have more luck if she had a less crap sign.
            Give her a ring and let her know.

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              #7
              There was a guy who'd stand at the top of the escalator at Canary Wharf with a sign saying "Job wanted". haven't seen him for a while - maybe someone hired him
              "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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                #8
                Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                Give her a ring and let her know.
                I wonder if she's had to change her phone after that number appeared in the paper? Unless she likes talking to perverts, I imagine she has.
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                  I wonder if she's had to change her phone after that number appeared in the paper? Unless she likes talking to perverts, I imagine she has.
                  Maybe she could charge them for it?
                  And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                    #10
                    That'd be a great idea... get a premium number and get pictured in the news holding a sign with your number. Plan B?
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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