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    Do it yourself

    This weekend I will me mostly...
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

    #2
    Originally posted by darmstadt
    Wanking?

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      #3
      I used to deal with a Korean company whos UK subsidury renamed itself to W K Industries

      formally Wan Ker Industries
      Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second half

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        #4
        Remember to:

        "Create the atmosphere, breathe deeply, relax, and just go with it. Take the time to learn what you enjoy and enjoy showing your partner what you’ve learnt."


        I'm disgusted.

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          #5
          Originally posted by NoddY

          I'm disgusted.
          of Tunbridge Wells. A (should be) commited Daily Telegraph reader.
          Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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            #6
            Onanists should be beheaded.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Lucifer Box
              Onanists should be beheaded.
              Or dismembered.

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                #8
                Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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