Neighbours golden retriever

[EternalOptimist]

Wanders into my garden, drops a steaming mini-roundabout, then saunters out. Meanwhile the neighbour looks the other way, whistles nonchalantly, then puts the lead on the hound and then disappears towards the disysed railway.

I must train my cats to dig his flowers up

[TimberWolf]

Wilmslow may be able to offer advice.

Sounds pretty antisocial to me. Can't you rub his face in it?

[Paddy]

Wanders into my garden, drops a steaming mini-roundabout, then saunters out. Meanwhile the neighbour looks the other way, whistles nonchalantly, then puts the lead on the hound and then disappears towards the disysed railway.

I must train my cats to dig his flowers up

My mum (RIP) used to scoop them up and drop them on the neighbour's doorstep. They soon stopped their dog from pooing on her gerden.

[doodab]

Does he have a letterbox?

[Cliphead]

Stick in a paper bag, place on the neighbour's doorstep, light it and ring the bell.

[moorfield]

Wanders into my garden, drops a steaming mini-roundabout, then saunters out.

My father in laws dog has left one in my house for the last 3 christmas days running. Thankfully not going to be a problem this year as it is now deceased.

[TimberWolf]

My father in laws dog has left one in my house for the last 3 christmas days running. Thankfully not going to be a problem this year as it is now deceased.

Did it die of natural causes?

[kandr]

My father in laws dog has left one in my house for the last 3 christmas days running. Thankfully not going to be a problem this year as it is now deceased.

Bit harsh you could have asked him to put it out the back.

[MarillionFan]

Stick in a paper bag, place on the neighbour's doorstep, light it and ring the bell.

What he says.

Or, pop around to his place, crouch down in the middle of his lawn and drop a log right in the centre. Perhaps give him a little wave on the way out.

[Cliphead]

Air rifle, a well aimed shot at the right moment. No more problem.