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I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here

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    I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here

    It's nearly that time of year again folks

    This years' contestants include Dom Joly and Shaun Ryde, whoever the flip he is, he sure is ugly. I'd have to see him next to Lembit Opik to say who is the ugliest. I can't in-line a good line-up picture as it's copyrighted.

    Shame there's not more totty.

    btw does Gail Porter need a trim?

    #2
    Did you see Lembit Opik in the recent Celebrity Come Dine With Me?
    His flat is modest to say the least, I almost felt embarrassed for the guy!
    Coffee's for closers

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      #3
      Ooh good line up. I've heard of all but 3 of them.
      +50 Xeno Geek Points
      Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
      As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

      Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

      CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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        #4
        Originally posted by Zippy View Post
        Ooh good line up. I've heard of all but 3 of them.
        Is that a TV program?
        Me, me, me...

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          #5
          Originally posted by Zippy View Post
          Ooh good line up. I've heard of all but 3 of them.
          All but 2 for me. Do I win the quiz?
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            All but 2 for me. Do I win the quiz?
            <sigh> Yes.

            Happy now?

            Loser
            +50 Xeno Geek Points
            Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
            As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

            Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

            CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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              #7
              I hope 'Dr' Gillian McKeith gets the piss taken out of her by the rest of the nobodys.

              Wonder if Dom Joly will be allowed to take his mobile in with him.

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                #8
                Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
                Shaun Ryder, whoever the flip he is
                You're twistin' my melon man.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Clippy View Post
                  I hope 'Dr' Gillian McKeith gets the piss taken out of her by the rest of the nobodys.
                  Let's tee up the bowel jokes now.
                  +50 Xeno Geek Points
                  Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                  As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                  Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                  CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by dang65 View Post
                    You're twistin' my melon man.
                    Call the cops.
                    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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