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'Britain's next prime minister' on tour

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    'Britain's next prime minister' on tour

    Brown: I will push on with reform

    Wan ker Brown has obtained the wife and child accessories, started smiling, and pushing Blair aside to pontificate on security and education. And...
    With his wife expecting a third baby, he said his family was "number one" in his life and watching his son made him think about the needs of parents.
    Yuk! And those voter-friendly smiles must have hurt!



    However...
    Mr Brown insisted he was focusing on being a good chancellor by touring the country, not preparing for No 10.
    That's another lie of course.

    So, what kind of Prime Minister will he make?

    #2
    Lying
    bloggoth

    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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      #3
      Oh I thought you meant David Cameron
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #4
        I can hardly wait - GB has been the greatest chancellor of modern times. With his socialist agenda and family values Britain has one of its greatest PMs in the making. Tough, compassionate, clever, prudent - he has all the qualities to finally rid Britain of capitalist greed and lead us into a new era of distributed wealth, free at source health care, and world-beating social services.

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          #5
          Those smiles really don't look right.
          Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

          I preferred version 1!

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            #6
            Judging from your photo that attachment is currently somewhere up your ass.

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              #7
              @rse

              English please jabber
              (\__/)
              (>'.'<)
              ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                #8
                Originally posted by EternalOptimist
                @rse

                English please jabber
                Arse

                English please EO.

                Meanwhile, back on the ranch, I hope New Lier install GB ASAP, so that the electorate can enjoy his stewardship of the country, and ask themselves if they want more come the election.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Fungus
                  Meanwhile, back on the ranch, I hope New Lier install GB ASAP, so that the electorate can enjoy his stewardship of the country, and ask themselves if they want more come the election.
                  <testing>arsenal, arsenic</testing>

                  What a loser though - fancy ranting on about reintroducing the 90 day internment proposal when the idea was soundly and rightly thrashed in both Houses of Parliament and across all parties.

                  Originally posted by Proverbs, ch 26 v 11
                  As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.
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