I met a man who wasn't there...

[MrMark]

Yesterday upon the stair
I met a man who wasn’t there
He wasn’t there again today
Oh, how I wish he’d go away

(William Hughes Mearns)

Where is Gordon Brown these days?

[OwlHoot]

(William Hughes Mearns)

Where is Gordon Brown these days?

I think he gave a low key speech, or said something, in the HoC last week.

[Doggy Styles]

I read today that he invited himself to Africa and gave a two-hour lecture on something.