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    Santa needs help

    Ho Ho Ho,

    Good morning one and all,

    I wonder if you could help Santa out a little bit?

    I have this wonderful gentleman I need to get a present for, he's 56, has hobbies of going to the gym and part time golfer, he enjoys gardening and is an engineer by trade, what could I possibly get as an unusual present?

    Not too long to go now, just 43 days, ho ho ho, I do look forward to all those milk and cookies waiting for me.

    Santa

    #2
    High-class hooker.

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      #3
      Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
      High-class hooker.
      Didn't realise you were over 56 and liked golf and gardening.
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #4
        Originally posted by Santa View Post
        Ho Ho Ho,

        Good morning one and all,

        I wonder if you could help Santa out a little bit?

        I have this wonderful gentleman I need to get a present for, he's 56, has hobbies of going to the gym and part time golfer, he enjoys gardening and is an engineer by trade, what could I possibly get as an unusual present?

        Not too long to go now, just 43 days, ho ho ho, I do look forward to all those milk and cookies waiting for me.

        Santa
        A trip to Gleneagles, he can admire the gardens, then play a round of golf.

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          #5
          Prostate examanation
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            a bit obvious but new golf shoes? or a new golf club?
            The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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              #7
              get him a pond & fountain to put in the garden.

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                #8
                How about getting him a golf course fitted into his garden?

                Landscape Gardeners, Landscaping, Landscapers, Garden Design and Garden Centre - Green Care (Scotland)

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                  #9
                  A round with Tiger Woods, a session with Alan Titchmarsh then a meeting with Isambard Kingdom Brunel (via cloning)

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                    #10
                    Make him a baby.
                    Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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