Manchester police face cuts of 3000 officers, the end is nigh

[alreadypacked]

Or as the DailyMash calls it Manchester uninhabitable by spring

The Daily Mash - MANCHESTER UNINHABITABLE BY SPRING

in the style of the last days of Saigon

"Hobbs will then give a final rallying speech to the doomed officers from the back of a Landrover before tossing a load of Crimestopper leaflets into the melee and heading for the Cotswolds at top speed"

Classic

[h8mmer]

1200 frontline coppers cut to save money....and they rent out the Reebok stadium at extortionate cost just to make the announcement to them.

Mmmmmmmm

[Ignis Fatuus]

Good luck with policing those demos, ConDems.