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Martin Fouldick RIP

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    Martin Fouldick RIP

    It is with some sadness that I write to report the passing of Martin Fouldick.

    Martin (back row, 4th from left with arms outstretched) was a bit of a legend in PA circles and was revered by both bashers and Neds alike for the zeal and passion with which he pursued his hobby.



    Rumour has it that he cleared every loco and multiple unit on the British Rail network by the age of 15 and he is the only known person to be loco hauled over every inch of track in the western region. Ever the outlaw, I doubt that this feat was attained legally. Indeed, Martin once related to me how he used to hide in the luggage rack of services terminating at Bristol TM in the hope that he would get shunted over a virgin stretch of track in St Philip's Marsh Junction.

    One thing that I didn't know about Martin was that he was married to about the only known female gricer of our time. She was known among us as The Gravel Blower and I always assumed it was a crude reference to the way in which she administered her knickerbocker glories. Turns out, in fact, that she was given this moniker owing to her resemblance to one of these:



    It's a funny old world. Anyway, I'm sure you'll all join me in expressing your condolences to Martin's friends and family.

    #2
    What is this thing with third reich salutes?
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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      #3
      Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
      What is this thing with third reich salutes?
      They are flailing. One's arm does not assume a static position during the act of flailing but is fully extended and oscillates vertically. I don't know if you recall the traffic signal to indicate that one is pulling over and stopping but it approximates this. FIY, the purpose of flailing is to tell the engine driver to open the throttle and give us some clag!

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        #4
        "He was a legend in PA circles"

        is he the guy who announces the train departures at stations then?
        The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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          #5
          Originally posted by gricerboy View Post
          They are flailing. One's arm does not assume a static position during the act of flailing but is fully extended and oscillates vertically. I don't know if you recall the traffic signal to indicate that one is pulling over and stopping but it approximates this. FIY, the purpose of flailing is to tell the engine driver to open the throttle and give us some clag!
          But would you admit that it has an unfortunate appearance when snapped with a still camera?
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #6
            Originally posted by gricerboy View Post
            to tell the engine driver to ..give us some clag!
            I think I had one of them sandwiches a while back on GNER, it tasted like it sounds
            The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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              #7
              Originally posted by gricerboy View Post
              to tell the engine driver to open the throttle and give us some clag!
              disgusting, I always thought engine drivers were a bit weird

              NSFW
              The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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                #8
                WTF is going on who are these people?

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                  #9
                  Fail.

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                    #10
                    This is dreadful news.

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