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Christmas Homebrew: the bun fight...

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    Christmas Homebrew: the bun fight...

    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    Doing the 1st racking of the apple wine this weekend.
    Have you got a nice rack?
    Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
    Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair

    #2
    Originally posted by Wodewick View Post
    Have you got a nice rack?
    Oh dear ...
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      #3
      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
      Oh dear ...
      Honestly!

      Not even a
      "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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        #4
        Originally posted by Wodewick View Post
        Have you got a nice rack?
        Me, me, me...

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          #5
          Originally posted by cojak View Post
          Doing the 1st racking of the apple wine this weekend.
          Originally posted by Wodewick View Post
          Have you got a nice rack?
          An Infraction!! An Infraction!!

          For that!!!

          Inappropriate language!! FPS!! (P=Pity lest I get another one)

          Cojak explained that she had racked her apple wine.

          Which lent its self to a play on words - OK I admit its not exactly rib splitting but come on!!

          An innocuous quip like that gets an infraction - Is there logic here?

          Do I have any right of appeal?
          Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
          Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair

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            #6
            Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
            OK - Thats fair enough!
            Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
            Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair

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              #7
              Originally posted by Wodewick View Post
              An Infraction!! An Infraction!!

              For that!!!

              Inappropriate language!! FPS!! (P=Pity lest I get another one)

              Cojak explained that she had racked her apple wine.

              Which lent its self to a play on words - OK I admit its not exactly rib splitting but come on!!

              An innocuous quip like that gets an infraction - Is there logic here?

              Do I have any right of appeal?
              Agreed that was petty. Cojak must have the painters in or summat.
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                #8
                This is very sad ..... mmmmmmmummmffff

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                  Agreed that was petty. Cojak must have the painters in or summat.<mod></mod>
                  Just added the IGMC so that certain unnamed, humourless, powermad parties don't take exception
                  Jim is a Jedi! - Dara
                  Jim is EVIL! - Jenny Eclair

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                    #10
                    I do, actually. You've turned a simple, pleasant thread into a smutty, sniggering one.

                    Again.
                    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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