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    Sore Throat

    What are the best remedies?
    The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

    #2
    Gargle with soluble asprin.

    That spray you get in the chemist is better though.

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      #3
      Originally posted by chef View Post
      What are the best remedies?
      Kiss an immigrant.

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        #4
        Originally posted by chef View Post
        What are the best remedies?
        Don't swallow during oral sex.
        "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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          #5
          Ultra Chloraseptic

          Ultra Chloraseptic Throat Spray - 15 ml - Sore Throat

          Plus 4-hourly paracetamol to minimise discomfort and keep your temperature down

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            #6
            Emergency tracheotomy

            HTH
            How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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              #7
              You need to ram down your throat a massive cock-









              -tail of ibuprofen and paracetamol.

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                #8
                Tyrosets or strepsils.

                But I find hot water with lemon juice and honey helps a lot.
                "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                Norrahe's blog

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by kandr View Post
                  You need to ram down your throat a massive cock-









                  -tail of ibuprofen and paracetamol.
                  thin ice m'lad
                  How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Troll View Post
                    thin ice m'lad
                    What? It worked for gricerboy.

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