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    Bernard Matthews dies

    BBC News - Turkey tycoon Bernard Matthews dies

    not bootiful

    #2
    Originally posted by kandr View Post
    Just add him to the other 'meat' they sell. Bootifull
    Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

    I preferred version 1!

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      #3
      Originally posted by kandr View Post
      And?
      I couldn't give two fornicators! Yes, really!

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        #4
        If i hear/read "police suspect fowl play" one more time today......

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          #5
          I was confusing him with Bernard Manning.
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #6
            Police suspect fowl play

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              #7
              Originally posted by kandr View Post
              Police suspect fowl play

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                #8
                Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                I was confusing him with Bernard Manning.
                He's been dead awhile I'm sure. Is he the one who had the dog, Schnorbitz, the dog who had the rectal prolapse during a perfomance in a school? I'm giggling as I'm typing this, because I seriously doubt Bernard Manning did a performance in a school.
                Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                  #9
                  And on thanksgiving too! <sniff>
                  "A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester Freamon

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                    #10
                    I make it

                    Turkeys 1 Matthews Millions
                    Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                    I preferred version 1!

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