Virgin cables melting the snow??

[Wilmslow]

I have cable on my road – where the cable is laid on the pavement, the snow and frost has melted.

I know I am getting a lot of x rated stuff through my tv and internet, but surely not enough to melt my street?

[kandr]

I have cable on my road – where the cable is laid on the pavement, the snow and frost has melted.

I know I am getting a lot of x rated stuff through my tv and internet, but surely not enough to melt my street?

How do you know this cable is laid there? Could be the decomposing body of your freshly slain crazy ex?

[Wilmslow]

How do you know this cable is laid there? Could be the decomposing body of your freshly slain crazy ex?

Don't give me ideas......

[MarillionFan]

How do you know this cable is laid there? Could be the decomposing body of your freshly slain crazy ex?

More likely an ancient Ley Line. I would suggest going outside with a couple of rusty coathangers...

Oh in second thoughts, with your track record, probably best not to start a rumour about that as well.

[doodab]

I would suggest going outside with a couple of rusty coathangers...

Oh in second thoughts, with your track record, probably best not to start a rumour about that as well.

A rumour that he's running a backstreet abortion clinic?

[norrahe]

You have to let them ferment a bit before they start melting the snow.

Ooops.

Did I say that aloud?

I thought you would have eaten the evidence