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    I'm sitting in ClientCo's offices, and there's red wine dripping through the ceiling.

    Plumber's just arrived...

    #2
    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
    I'm sitting in ClientCo's offices, and there's red wine dripping through the ceiling.

    Plumber's just arrived...
    Have they had to forcibly manhandle you, and that funnel, out from underneath said leak k2p2?

    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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      #3
      Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
      Have they had to forcibly manhandle you, and that funnel, out from underneath said leak k2p2?

      Unfortunately wine is mixed with spit and general drain crap. Plus I've got to drive home...

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        #4
        Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
        Unfortunately wine is mixed with spit and general drain crap.
        Aaaaahhhhhhh. Lambrusco.

        “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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          #5
          Have just scored me and the team some of the left over bottles from the tasting. Result.

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            #6
            Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
            Have just scored me and the team some of the left over bottles from the tasting. Result.
            Where do you work? In Heaven?
            Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
            +5 Xeno Cool Points

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              #7
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
              Where do you work? In Heaven?
              Actually it's a glorified portacabin in the corner of a warehouse with no natural light. But it has its perks!

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                #8
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                Where do you work? In Heaven?
                Sounds like it.

                Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
                Actually it's a glorified portacabin in the corner of a warehouse with no natural light. But it has its perks!
                Are they looking for experienced tasters?
                "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                Norrahe's blog

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
                  Actually it's a glorified portacabin in the corner of a warehouse with no natural light. But it has its perks!
                  Free mushrooms?

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                    #10
                    Plumbers deal with wine leaks now?
                    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                    Originally posted by vetran
                    Urine is quite nourishing

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