Fancy dress idea ideas?

[snaw]

Lads and ladettes,

Need some inspiration - fancy dress party on the weekend, nautical or pirate theme ... ideas that aren't too intricate to do?

Love all your work

[PRC1964]

Stick some laminate flooring to your clothes and go as a plank.

[doodab]

Well you could dress as a pirate.

Or a parrot.

Or a mermaid.

Or get a sailors costume. Although you might get the wrong sort of attention with that.

[Paddy]

The most fun I had was as a doctor with white coat and stethoscope. It was with great pleasure that I obliged the ladies to test their hearts with the stethoscope.

[TimberWolf]

The hook off a wire coat hanger is ideally suited to the role of playing a pirate arm, if a bit on the thin and small side.

[Paddy]

The hook off a wire coat hanger is ideally suited to the role of playing a pirate arm, if a bit on the thin and small side.

Just gave me an idea! Artificial prate arm with hook and keep the real hand hidden for other uses…

[wobbegong]

Turn up dressed just in your undergarments, when asked what you're supposed to be, tell them 'a premature ejaculation'.

When asked to explain, just say "I've come in my pants".

Boom boom.

IGMC

[SupremeSpod]

Lads and ladettes,

Need some inspiration - fancy dress party on the weekend, nautical or pirate theme ... ideas that aren't too intricate to do?

Love all your work

Go as a for-ex trader, they're pirates!

[DodgyAgent]

Lads and ladettes,

Need some inspiration - fancy dress party on the weekend, nautical or pirate theme ... ideas that aren't too intricate to do?

Love all your work

Dress as you normally do and go as a knob end

[SupremeSpod]

Get some boot polish and go as a Somali pirate!