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Originally posted by kandr View Post
I have nothing against you being gay."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Originally posted by Paddy View PostThe shorter the index finger; the more testerone you have and hence you are a male. If your index finger is longer then you should have been a woman. Most homosexuals have long index fingers.
I have nothing against you being gay.Comment
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Originally posted by kandr View PostNow we know why MF was trying to shorten his finger. He wanted the health benfits but not the stigma."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Simple common sense. The longer your index finger, the further you can shove it up your arse in order to spot the early stages of prostate cancer.Comment
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Well I'm completely f$£@£ thanks guys - what else can cheer me up."Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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I'm skeptical whether the researchers aren't confusing a statistical anomaly for a causal link.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostI'm skeptical whether the researchers aren't confusing a statistical anomaly for a causal link.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
+5 Xeno Cool PointsComment
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