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    Lazyitus

    I've managed to work only 35 1/2 hours this week and I really can't be arsed to do any more.
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

    #2
    We're Contractors because we are so Incredibly competent, we don't need to stretch ourselves for more than 2.5 hours per week.

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      #3
      Originally posted by zeitghost
      I've been here for 36 hours this week but I think about 2.5 of them count as "work".
      Zeity, I don't think ogling the lustee counts as work

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        #4
        As a former contractor (and giant alien lizard) you will of course have retained the ability to be ultra productive despite being permied.

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          #5
          Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post
          As a former contractor (and giant alien lizard) you will of course have retained the ability to be ultra productive despite being permied.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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