Up to now, it was an extremely pleasant journey. I have a seat, t'internet's working, I have an electrical socket, the train is clean, and an attractive girl has just played some Bach cello suites.
Now some f**king OAP has got on the train with an exceedingly smelly sandwich!
WHY can't people consider other passengers when taking their packed lunches/dinners on the train?
I don't know what noxious mixture of processed sauces and blue-boiled eggs she's put on that sandwich, but it reeks!
Only one thing for it, time to start farting!
And now the train is sitting still due to a points failure, as per bloody usual!
Now some f**king OAP has got on the train with an exceedingly smelly sandwich!
WHY can't people consider other passengers when taking their packed lunches/dinners on the train?
I don't know what noxious mixture of processed sauces and blue-boiled eggs she's put on that sandwich, but it reeks!
Only one thing for it, time to start farting!
And now the train is sitting still due to a points failure, as per bloody usual!
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