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    A friends daughter works in a top end recruitment firm in the city and received the following cover letter!


    Dear Team,


    My hearty thank full to all which are offering a challenging career in competitive world. I ready to take this opportunity and i step forward to seeking interview in shortly. Here i parking my CV to your court.


    I have 5 years experience in Indian competitive world . Please arrange interview call for which we will be shown top 1 in these place.Company success and top position in your hand. And i waiting for your call when we take a minute later that will be chance for competitor hand so, i accepting interview call in too shortly. and i ready to join immediately at the movement.
    But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

    #2
    Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
    A friends daughter works in a top end recruitment firm in the city and received the following cover letter!


    Dear Team,


    My hearty thank full to all which are offering a challenging career in competitive world. I ready to take this opportunity and i step forward to seeking interview in shortly. Here i parking my CV to your court.


    I have 5 years experience in Indian competitive world . Please arrange interview call for which we will be shown top 1 in these place.Company success and top position in your hand. And i waiting for your call when we take a minute later that will be chance for competitor hand so, i accepting interview call in too shortly. and i ready to join immediately at the movement.
    Was it signed by Chetty? Lol!

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      #3
      Does his late father have $20 million trapped in a bank account somewhere?
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        #4
        What is that nasty spidery thing?
        bloggoth

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          #5
          Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
          What is that nasty spidery thing?
          A baddie's battleship from Babylon 5
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            #6
            Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
            A friends daughter works in a top end recruitment firm in the city and received the following cover letter!


            Dear Team,


            My hearty thank full to all which are offering a challenging career in competitive world. I ready to take this opportunity and i step forward to seeking interview in shortly. Here i parking my CV to your court.


            I have 5 years experience in Indian competitive world . Please arrange interview call for which we will be shown top 1 in these place.Company success and top position in your hand. And i waiting for your call when we take a minute later that will be chance for competitor hand so, i accepting interview call in too shortly. and i ready to join immediately at the movement.
            Is there a translation tool?
            "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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              #7
              Originally posted by gricerboy View Post
              Was it signed by Chetty? Lol!


              That was long before your time Gimpy, been lurking long or just using a different login?

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                #8
                Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                Is there a translation tool?
                That was the translation.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Zippy View Post

                  A baddie's battleship from Babylon 5
                  Oh that's what it is - I thought it was a flying crow having a very bad feather day.
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                    Oh that's what it is - I thought it was a flying crow having a very bad feather day.
                    I always thought it was a bat.
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                    Urine is quite nourishing

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