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    Secret Santa

    Budget is £5 - receiver is 20 year old girl

    Any ideas on what's hot this year?
    Coffee's for closers

    #2
    A plant for her desk, a picture frame, £5 voucher towards a boob job?
    +50 Xeno Geek Points
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    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

    Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

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      #3
      Vibrating butt plugs always a popular present
      'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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        #4
        Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
        Vibrating butt plugs always a popular present
        Does the fiver buy the batteries as well? Just asking ...
        +50 Xeno Geek Points
        Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
        As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

        Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

        CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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          #5
          I drew a vice-president of the company in our secret santa. He's from Hartlepool so I bought him a book with a picture of a monkey on the front. I assume he'll see the funny side.

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            #6

            £2.59


            £2.68



            I make it 27p over, is that OK? If you can spare another 31p, upgrade to condoms aimed at men who want to look at a tenage boy popstar when erect:

            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #7
              Depending on how strict you are about budget, she'll love one of these. Went down very well at a secret santa a few years ago! I'm sure you can find one cheaper with help of good friend google.

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                #8
                Who on earth thinks these things are still a good idea?

                I remember one woman in the office getting a yo-yo wrapped in a g-string. She was very offended. I had to leave the room.

                Is she in the finance team? If so then.....

                Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."

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                  #9
                  JML Doktor Power Magic Eraser - Poundstretcher


                  For those "awkward" stains!

                  HTH


                  Bah-Humbug!!!

                  “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
                    Depending on how strict you are about budget, she'll love one of these. Went down very well at a secret santa a few years ago! I'm sure you can find one cheaper with help of good friend google.
                    excellent...
                    The budget is £5 but if I can find something suitable for a bit more then I just won't tell anyone
                    Coffee's for closers

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