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    Another pointless, contentious debate

    Which end do you open your eggs?

    And how runny do you have them?
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

    #2
    I have my butler boil several, for 4 mins, 4 1/4, 4 1/2, etc.

    Then I can try each in turn and be sure to find one that is perfect.


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      #3
      Originally posted by doodab View Post
      Which end do you open your eggs?

      And how runny do you have them?
      Well bugger me! Gulliver, where've you been? There was a little bloke round here yesterday looking for you.

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        #4
        Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
        I have my butler boil several, for 4 mins, 4 1/4, 4 1/2, etc.
        Oh, your a hard man are you?

        While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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          #5
          Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
          Well bugger me! Gulliver, where've you been?
          I've been tied up.
          While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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            #6
            Originally posted by doodab View Post
            Which end do you open your eggs?

            And how runny do you have them?
            The pointy end. Only the yolk should be runny.
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              #7
              Originally posted by Zippy View Post
              The pointy end. Only the yolk should be runny.
              Common as muck. The pointy end should go into the egg cup.
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #8
                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                Common as muck. The pointy end should go into the egg cup.
                Peasant! I bet you don't cut the crusts off your toast either
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                  The pointy end. Only the yolk should be runny.
                  Bleugh. I can't deal with runny eggs. I only like them hard, so I don't really do egg and soldiers. Sliced on toast for moi.
                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by doodab View Post
                    Which end do you open your eggs?
                    Pointy end up.

                    Originally posted by doodab View Post
                    And how runny do you have them?
                    Yolk must be runny, White must NOT be runny.

                    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                    Pheasant!
                    Hen!

                    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                    I bet you don't cut the crusts off your toast either
                    I cut the crusts off specifically so I can dunk them. Crusts make the best eggy soldiers.

                    Now, doobab, where's the bacon?
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