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    #1

    Sniffling

    Anyone else got the UK lurgy?

    You know - stomach unsettled, man flu symptoms, dripping nose and exploding headache?

    Most of the offices seem to be wiped out oop north......
    Tags: swine 'flu
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    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    Anyone else got the UK lurgy?

    You know - stomach unsettled, man flu symptoms, dripping nose and exploding headache?

    Most of the offices seem to be wiped out oop north......
    It's prolly swine flu. You'll be dead by Christmas.

    HTH
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      snifling

      Oops, sorry, as you were. Wrong thread
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        Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
        Anyone else got the UK lurgy?

        You know - stomach unsettled, man flu symptoms, dripping nose and exploding headache?

        Most of the offices seem to be wiped out oop north......
        Lightweights!!!

        “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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          #5
          Everyone here has it. I was ill last week and have a chest infection now - still coming into the office to spread my germs though. If I can breathe, I can invoice.
          ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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            #6
            I was in the UK at the weekend and now have mild lurgy. I am still invoicing and it would take a serious bout of ebola to stop me.
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              I must have had it without noticing.

              Come to think of it, I seem to recall being slightly sniffy for half an hour last tuesday.
              Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                It's prolly swine flu. You'll be dead by Christmas.

                HTH
                Best increase the life insurance and mortgage cover. Might aswell make a few quid.

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