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    Programming Quotes

    Programming Quotes, Sayings about Programmers, Software Developers, Application Development

    Writing the first 90 percent of a computer program takes 90 percent of the time. The remaining ten percent also takes 90 percent of the time and the final touches also take 90 percent of the time.
    Coffee's for closers

    #2
    "Well it works Ok on my machine."

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      #3
      "Have you tried turning it.... ah forget it."

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        #4
        That's not a bug that's a feature
        Doing the needful since 1827

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          #5
          Oh fuq it, I'm off to the pub, the code fairies can fix it!

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            #6
            You want it when?

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              #7
              In response to an over-eager salesman asking what new functionality has been implemented today that he can sell tomorrow...


              WYSIWYG!

              What you sell is what you've got!

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                #8
                In error processing functions...

                "Houston, we have a problem."

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                  #9
                  Can't reproduce fault, please monitor for re-occurrence and give detailed step by step guide on how to reproduce

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                    #10
                    "Do not disturb, feed, poke, tease... the animal"

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